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Monkey is back...
my flight took 2 hours yesterday.
Thank you so much Malaysia Airlines.

I need to apply Kris Flyer now...
coz I will be flying with SQ next.
ALL THE TIME.
We were not allowed to snap any pics during the conference/forum,
only those licensed and professional photographers...
are allowed to run/skip/hop/jump/do watever they want including lying on the flooor
to get the best shot.
without any security personnel hauling them aside.

Security was very tight,
coz so many leaders were there.
Chris da boss was late on 2nd day of conference..

Alex: "Where's Al Gore?"
Monkey: "There......he's walking in with a gazillions of bodyguards."
Alex: "No I mean...our Msia's Al Gore."
Monkey: "hahahahahaha"
Mr. Al Gore gave a very strong message and speech...
conserve our environment,
take care of Earth...it's dying.
For our Children.

A good company delivers good products and services....but
A GREAT company delivers the above and conserve the environment.

the rest of it was..
GReen green green green green green green green green...
green green green green green green green green.
Yeah i guess it's too much of green.
Nigel Parson, MD of Al Jazeera.

During the panel of discussions....it got very sensitive.
Instead of discussing on global branding....the crowd went asking about..
"How did you get the beheading videos?"
"What are your links to the Al Qaeda?"
"Were u funded by them?"

Al Jazeera....Al Qaeda....Al Gore...
*opsss*

Al = The
Jazeera = Peninsular

Get it people????
Everyday they feed us these...
Tapio Hedman, Senior VP of Nokia Multimedia...

Why do all Finnish speak like Mika Hakkinen....Kimi....
and they all have blonde hair.
and so good looking???

So they believe in "SISU" = unique combination of courage, determination, decisiveness and a lil bit of madness to be successful.

so a spore laydee rose and commented:
"We also have a concept in Spore.....it's KIASU"
the grand ballroom burst out luffing.
and also not to forget our very own BRAND!!!!
Dato Tony Fernadez gave an outstanding forum on branding the skies...
and got the crowd craving for more.

"Believe the unbelievable, dream the impossible and don't take no for an answer."
Michael da President on the right.

"OMG...your President is soooo young!!!! and good looking heheheheh."
"erm....yes he is....and he's very phenomenal too."

Everyone was expecting our President to be....errr...not old.
But ...yes OLD!!!!

He is one helluva Boss.
I can't ask for more.

Recharged

It came and went,
and I'm glad it's over,
3 down....one more to go.

I need more batteriessssszzzZZZZZzzz.
Me and B!
This guy neva throw tantrum,
very nice to stress n pressure him,
wakakakkakaka

but sumtimes makes u dowan to stress him at all!!
coz he won't be stress anyway.
What a stress?!?!?!
beautiful CS in red,
and red sandals...
with her red lined Prada bag.
Dress code was.....nautical white.

I'm terribly sorry about your bag.
Blame it on their "ada standard punya staffs"
Rest be assured, that matter will be in my love letter to them.
Alex da Martian
*sorry, too many alexes around"

Both of us are definitely example...
of employees with high standard,
high commitments,
high dedication,
and of coz high IQ and EQ power...

and most of all
with the most important organ...
B-R-A-I-N-S

Wakakakakakaka.
Alex the Ah beng and Jack my neighbor
the lovers fr Singapore.

"Where's my baby Alex?"
shouting to my ears all the time
William who did my artistic work.
print works, creative merchandising.
Thanks so much babe!

"Is the sand natural enuff? Can? Can I put the ropes here?"
William sulked, then added:
"U've already did my job....I dunnit to cari makan already!!"
yeah....u know who...
with his flashy shirt and chunky jewelries,
and a cute slim cut blue pants with nemo on it.

Kee: "That butch kept on staring at your boobs you know??"
Monkey: "Doesn't matter, it's not your boobs. Why u care?"
Kee: "I think she wants to ** with you lar"
Monkey: -_- "
Small Sylvia and Mommy Jacky
I looked so tired here,
Can't pose no more.

Thanks ppl....heaps
for coming and at least tried to dress in white.
Hope u enjoyed the nite.

and I am glad no one came in popeye the sailorman suit,
but I can't be bothered much with those in "ah lian" suit.
they are not my guests anyway.
duh!!

My guests do not disgrace themselves,
by arguing with my staffs,
and fight for more door gifts.
yeah..."plek tee num" guests.
*rolls eyes*

Thank you TEAM!!!
MUAKS!!!
u know who u are..

Work not finish for me yet,
another nite of dismantling works,
spending time with some drunk ass hole. *again*

The big one's coming next week,
Mr Al Gore in town,
......sigh.........

Stoned

O_O

Tired....exhausted....stress.....anger...

staying awake and not sleeping,
monitoring construction and installation work,
round the clock,
goin back to office 9-6
and the cycle continues...

I swear,
one more nite,
I will need to go to the hospital,
to replenish my blood...
Nose bleed everyday!!
*heatiness, no sleep, no proper food, no water*

How to look pretty and smiley colgate face tonite?
How to look nice for photo shoots?
How to be a gracious host tonite? to my distinguished 300 guests???

I must must must survive.....

But first, I need some sleep....
yeah doozing off on an ugly couch with gazillions of bacteria on it,
*we now proudly call them The Sultan's chair*

and the noise of vacuum cleaner round the gallery,
with workers walking up and down,
hammering and drilling away.
Not a good idea.

I guess I don't mind the rest,
it's more of the "The Sultan's" Chair.
and Alex is snoozing cuddly *more like coma* there on His Royal Highness's chair.
poor chap, no sleep for more than 48 hours.

and someone just text me
that He has majestically awaken fr his comfy bed,
and preparing for 18 holes of game.
*not fair not fair not fair*

okie,
something came up,
I need to slaaaaaappppppp so many ppl today,
got to conserve all the energy.
Till then folks.