a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the....
world most hyper, cute, fun-loving, caring, loud, sporty gal!!!!
Once upon a time,
there was a hyper monkey and a snobbish monkey,
hyper monkey lurves red...do things her style....in a very special way.
so friendly and approachable,
with a great circle of friends.
One day,
these two monkeys met at the ring...
erm..should I say basketball court?
and had a fun time teaming up together.
and beat the hell-outta-shit of the all guys team.
MUAHAHAHAHA....We are invincible...
*just kiddin, I'm a poor player but not Yvonne*
Friendly hyper red monkey drives a cute white car back then,
Notti ppl with nothing much to do painted her cute car,
with loads of darlie, colgate, kodomo lion...
and it smelled like a toothpaste factory.
I still remember, we had great fun washing your car.
and it came out REALLY squeky spanking white
I am sure your car has never been this clean!!!
You are the sportiest person I've ever known,
always true to yourself,
committed at work,
cherished friendship so much you are willing to give them everything you have.
Snobbish monkey is so happy for hyper monkey,
for she is doin so well in life,
eventhough she's a drug lord now..
*I still can't believe you are in med*
I hope many more exciting things to come your way,
and shower you with lotsa love and sweet things,
for it's time you sit back,
and start to receive all the love you had gave out to everyone!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY again Vonne..
enjoy your life to the max,
*which u don't need advise on already*
happy wishes and happy thoughts for you,
every single day no matter where u snake around...*hehe*
MUUUAAAKKKKSSSS
I've been interviewing candidates to be my assistant lately,
this post is a result of frustration fr choosing someone who can pass.
I am not liable for any damages done due to this post,
be it mentally, physically, spiritually...or whatever..WTF I don't care.
Our graduates....tsk tsk.
We've been hearing bout this over n over n over again,
just like elvis playing on the records...non-stop,
or how our roadworks minister promised a world to us,
and how the goverment declared its commitment to strive for its nation.
also how Mr. President of United States convinced everyone...
there's WMD
over and over and over and over....zzzzzzz
Back to my subject,
I've known bout this nation problem/disease
since like the jurassic era,
that we produced poor students,
who can't speak proper english,
can't communicate,
can't calculate,
can't tabulate,
can't think rationally,
no people skills...
no confidence,
and so much more...
*what's in their brains anyway?*
Hence they're now the victim,
blame it on the poor education system,
or the educators,
the syllabus...
WHAT IS GOIN ON????
I've been very selective *U know me*
choosing candidates with bachelor's degree,
good results, bla bla bla...
with a presentable/pretty look...*I need to bring her out for PR, I have to...no discrimination here*
cept my boss...who will pile all the resumes into 2 trays..
1 - those who are beautiful, pretty, sweet etc.
2- those that doesn't pass his palate.
I thought I've finally found the one,
a candidate from the same University where I came from.
After the interview, I wanted to collapsed.
What have they been educating the students there????
What's happening???
I gave up in exasperation...
No wonder the government gave training to fresh grads,
for them to survive.
Everyone...
pls save enough $$$$$$$
and send your children overseas for their education k?
and do make sure it's a reputable University,
also that's what they wanna do/learn...
not what u wanted coz u didn't get a chance to last time.
As to all the graduates out there who find difficulties in employment,
go and improve yourself and do something about it!!!
it's not that WE are biased and don't give u a chance.
and don't blame on the education system,
Me and my friends came from the same system.
just farking stop blaming everything except yourself.
You are just not good enough...
not at all.
Now,
who wants to be my assistant??
I ain't no Mirinda Priestly,
I don't bite,
I don't whip,
I don't torture.
I am now selecting candidates with 5 years experience to be on the safe side.
GOD help me to get through this...sob sob.
I shall start saying prayers everynite.
We went to Sydney 3 months ago,
Gosh..that felt like only last month.
Bought so much of stuffs esp homeware & gourmet foodstuff,
Michelle introduced me to this great shop..
at the basement of Queen Victoria's Building,
the entrance of this shop and the layout may be deceiving..
but it was a heaven for me.
If logistic was not the problem & headache,
I would have pack the whole shop back to Msia.
porcelains, cutleries, knives, equipments, pasta maker, and the list goes on.
*JS got himself a very nice sashimi knife*
We found everything we wanted there!!! Oh bliss...
One brand that I can't find there is Laguiole.
Well, it's french and the only way to purchase is..
via the internet and it takes time, hassle and I have to pay tax to custom etc.
I first saw and used Laguiole at Les Amis, Singapore.
*Read bout it here*
serated steak knives in multiple colours....I LIKE!!!
You can get them to laser anything u want on it!!!
We had a headache deciding from names to phrases to I forgot wat.
Then we decided we put "Sydney 2006"
as we just got back and it was a memorable vacation.
and monkey booked and claimed ownership for the fuschia knife...
no other person can touch it except me...muahahahaha
you may choose any other colours...except that one k!!!!
and of coz we got the matching forks which were sold separately.
My advise next time..
buy online and get it sent to Singapore...friends' home, relatives place whatever.
coz it took so much of a hassle to get through the custom..
paying extra taxes, time consuming, inefficient ppl handling them..bla bla bla.
by the time I got them...it's like 2 months later.
I hate it when the excitement wore off
having to wait so gawd damn long for it.
If you like Laguiole products go to:
www.laguiole.com
a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the....
