Oh....GREAT....

Nothing GREAT actually
Here I am sitting at the Green cafe having the green brand coffee
which I hated.

Given a choice I would have something else
but there's no other cafe in this building apart fr mamak operated cafe *that one I lagi hate*
U'll know why I'm here later...

Ppl at my new work place has been monitoring me
up and down, side to side, left and right...
kepoh-ed bout my background,
checked where I live,
where I usually hang out,

What I wear everyday
which shoes adorned my feet today
not to forget my leather goods

Yes, I do love variety
and have different bags, shoes, accessories everyday
well, that's me and I'm not making any loud statement about it
nor trottle to their small tiny miserable ugly messy cubicle to shout bout my posession
*I have the most spacious, comfortable, nicest workplace in the office...yaaayyy*

BUT HELL NO..
you ppl love to gossip bout me day in day out.
stared at my rear whenever I walked pass
caused me discomfort
and should I refer that as sexual intimidation???

Yesterday was the ultimate,
even when I offered YOU bread coz YOU were having gastric
YOU still have the energy to ask me..

"wah...your bread so nice, designer's bread ar?"
"........*wtf*.........."

*thinking of it now, RM 7 for a small raisin loaf..of coz it's nice!!! hmph!!!*

coming fr the mouth of the most senior in age employee
I have to imagine that you ppl have been labelling me as a brand conscious/rich/someone's mistress bla bla bla ya ya ya ya...nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
.
Ok...fine...continue to bitch bout me and my lifestyle
and that I have this and that
I dunno how u ppl knew
Well..I believe, if there's a will, there's a way to find out.

anyway back to the reason I'm sitting here...

some dumb fark employee forgot that a memo has been issued,
not to lock the main wooden door till it has been repaired,
just close it and secured it with another lock...

BUT HELL NO..
I guess your ears must been at your butt..
at the slit of your ass so u can't listen
and your eyes on your hairy chest,
hence u can't read..

Now all of us have to wait for the locksmith!!!

DAMN YOU,
u soooo gonna kena from me later
No one mess with monkey!!!
but nvm...I guess big boss alone will do this job for me.
Never ever do things that will diminish your integrity, face/market value and most of all image!!!
Let others do it....

Just to vent some frustration...
it's healthy!!

Now I'm back to my happy jovial mood as usual coz
when you are happy and instill positive mind,
everything will work your way..
Good "chi" mar...kkeke
positive ppl attract positive chi....hmmm since when I'm so Zen

cept that the coffee here still sucks big time!!
too acidic!!!

Patience tested...but not to the limit yet.

woke up early and drove to Bkt Bintang for my usual cuppa..
my engine has yet to warm up and I'm there already.
aiks..bad for the car engine...yes it's only 2 minutes drive.
plus getting out fr my basement to JW Marriot's basement.

Later drove to collect a very nice timepiece,
and off for a photoshoot..
YES ON A SUNDAY!!!!!!

"Boss...why are u so kind to me???"

everyone busy preparing the models, lightings, cameras etc.
all the makeup kits by MAC

It took 60 minutes to finish the female model,
and 3 minutes for the male model...
and yet both of them looked flawless and makeup-less
after tonnes of work done esp on the female model.

Marcus is wearing the watch I brought!!!!

we took 18 frames for that position...considered very well done.

yeap...hold it there...18 shoots about 20 minutes or so

You can't rush artistic ppl at work can you?
So all I can do is...chat online..do my emails...
tottered around with my high heels on their floorboard studio..
kik kok kik kok kik kok...bising only.

Kacau-ed the makeup artist..
Checked out those high fashion apparels loaned from Dunhill & Burberry..
chit chat with the editor..the models..the photographers...the stylist...bla bla bla.
I'm such a menace when I'm bored!

I hate to wait for others!!!!

Golden Bridge is a very exquisite piece

with its movement hanging in between the translucent sheet. Truly a masterpiece.

of coz it's big on my wrist...anyway it's a unisex timepiece...
This is the cheapest of the range...only 86k a pop.

French Culinary School

Tell ppl also no one believed me..
I went for a culinary class last Saturday.
specialised in "Artisan French Bread" for professionals.
U percaya tak??

of coz it was JS's idea so that I can bake yummy presentable bread.
He enrolled me 2 weeks earlier as it was limited to 15 participants..
with a renowed French chef....Chef Jean Michel Fraisse.

Don't understand...
it isn't Michael Jackson's concert...
only Michel Frasse mar..
and yet we had to have connections to be listed into this class..

me...half heartedly attended.. :(

Chef Jean Michel Fraisse
everyone busy working..while monkey monkey-ed around with her media camera

Those students were from places like JW MARRIOTT, MANDARIN ORIENTAL... this bakery..that bakery....or that nice cafe...or maybe that RESTAURANT!!!!!

MY GOD!!!!!
so intimidated but I found a few students who are like me!!
cacat until can die one...hahaha

lotsa balls...ready to be shape.

really kenot compare with those "expert" students...
they can shape and weigh perfectly!!!
Made me work even harder to match them!!!!

Chef Patrice Faivre from La Bodega was there too!!!!
Chef preparing lunch for us!!!
and we diligently set the table in the kitchen, we ate on the stainless steel table we worked at
not to forget some of the bread we baked earlier

our lunch: norwegian salmon in morelle mushroom sauce, baked potatoes and salad
finished off with a nice yummy rich chocolate base cheese cake
later back to more proving, kneading, weighing, shaping, baking.....
after much practice, I can shape prefectly nice dough *chef made the other one at the back*
My enthusiasm increased and made better bread as time passed. Guess which one is mine? My foccacia is perfectly square and equal.
TA-DA!!!
Wholemeal bread
mixed grain bread
more rustic bread!! Mine is the one on the left with perfectly scored square on top.
Datin Karen in blue shirt, she got a nice house in France

monkey, Chef, May
Datin I-forgot-your-name and May

Our creations...fresh from the oven...the smell was soooo goood...I can still remember it today!!!
all my creations which I brought home for JS

"wah!!! so much??? How are we goin to finish them baby?"
"......u sent me for class, this is what u get...now eat!!!"

So we gave more than half to UCP who will chomp down everything from our kitchen!!!

Bread making isn't what I thought it was...
the more I learn, I realised the more I dunno,

so much to calculate apart from weighing the ingredients,
it's all about temperature of the flour, water, the dough, the environment.
It all play important roles!!!
What those recipe books taught us are soooo sooo wrong!!!

So much of mathematics to do....
sweat man!!

Don't play play!!! I'm certified now!!! Professional u know....more like fofesionale...