of awesome ssshhheeaat & awesome wines....

This Sat is a hol,
so for certain ppl with certain company with certain privileges,
Friday is an off day.
*envy envy envy*

thought of flying down to Singapore,
to meet Lawrence this weekend,
for another makan & minum session,
but...*tap tap*...
I'll be goin to HK end of the month..
so I'll need to pool all the $$$ resources I have for shopping..
no Singapore for this weekend then...

Echezeaux Grand Cru, last bottle at home

Another reason to meet Lawrence,
is to check my remaining 5 bottles of Moscato d'Asti,
if it's still intact!!!
I bought 7 bottles...the last trip..
It was the last 7 bottles in the whole of Singapore.
Due to my accomodating luggage bag *plus all my shoppings*
I can't fit all 7 bottles in....
Hence, *tumpang* his chillers till I'm back the next round to retrieve them.

"Awesome shhheeeeaaattttt!!! Where did you find them????"
"Culina"
"I'm so sorry that you have decided to park them at my place."
"Don't you ever think about it. GRRRRRR!!!!"

Moscato, the red neck bottle, 375ml @ SGD 22 (my special price :-) )

Culina's manager promised me that they will import more fr Italy..
Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy,
Lawrence..don't be a cheapskate, go and get your own.
Let's open them when I'm around kay?

For more details on Culina..
www.culina.com.sg

It's really an "awesome shhheaaatt"* gourmet shop *this phrase has been copyrighted to Lawrence Yeow*

The manager, Terrence is really a walking gourmet dictionary,
He told me to use Pellegrino mineral water to boil soup..
and the result is astounding.

WTF!!! it's blarddy expensive...how many bottles do u need???

Culina sells imported meat, seafood, vegetables...cheese, butter.
I lurve their french butter..
and the usual caviar and foie gras..

If you are in Malaysia,
You can get the above at
www.gourmandines.com
They do free delivery for purchases above RM 150

I got most of my groceries there when I'm not in Spore.
Lawrence used to laugh at me and said I am so kiasu,
buy salt oso need to get them in Singapore..

Yes..sad man...Kl doesn't have those gourmet salt I wanted.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YVONNE CHAN KEN LING!!!!

a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the....
world most hyper, cute, fun-loving, caring, loud, sporty gal!!!!

Once upon a time,
there was a hyper monkey and a snobbish monkey,
hyper monkey lurves red...do things her style....in a very special way.
so friendly and approachable,
with a great circle of friends.

One day,
these two monkeys met at the ring...
erm..should I say basketball court?
and had a fun time teaming up together.
and beat the hell-outta-shit of the all guys team.
MUAHAHAHAHA....We are invincible...
*just kiddin, I'm a poor player but not Yvonne*

Friendly hyper red monkey drives a cute white car back then,
Notti ppl with nothing much to do painted her cute car,
with loads of darlie, colgate, kodomo lion...
and it smelled like a toothpaste factory.
I still remember, we had great fun washing your car.
and it came out REALLY squeky spanking white
I am sure your car has never been this clean!!!

You are the sportiest person I've ever known,
always true to yourself,
committed at work,
cherished friendship so much you are willing to give them everything you have.

Snobbish monkey is so happy for hyper monkey,
for she is doin so well in life,
eventhough she's a drug lord now..
*I still can't believe you are in med*

I hope many more exciting things to come your way,
and shower you with lotsa love and sweet things,
for it's time you sit back,
and start to receive all the love you had gave out to everyone!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY again Vonne..
enjoy your life to the max,
*which u don't need advise on already*
happy wishes and happy thoughts for you,
every single day no matter where u snake around...*hehe*

MUUUAAAKKKKSSSS

The Quality of our students....our FUTURE...

I've been interviewing candidates to be my assistant lately,
this post is a result of frustration fr choosing someone who can pass.
I am not liable for any damages done due to this post,
be it mentally, physically, spiritually...or whatever..WTF I don't care.

Our graduates....tsk tsk.
We've been hearing bout this over n over n over again,
just like elvis playing on the records...non-stop,
or how our roadworks minister promised a world to us,
and how the goverment declared its commitment to strive for its nation.
also how Mr. President of United States convinced everyone...
there's WMD

over and over and over and over....zzzzzzz

Back to my subject,
I've known bout this nation problem/disease
since like the jurassic era,

that we produced poor students,
who can't speak proper english,
can't communicate,
can't calculate,
can't tabulate,
can't think rationally,
no people skills...
no confidence,
and so much more...
*what's in their brains anyway?*

Hence they're now the victim,
blame it on the poor education system,
or the educators,
the syllabus...

WHAT IS GOIN ON????
I've been very selective *U know me*
choosing candidates with bachelor's degree,
good results, bla bla bla...
with a presentable/pretty look...*I need to bring her out for PR, I have to...no discrimination here*
cept my boss...who will pile all the resumes into 2 trays..
1 - those who are beautiful, pretty, sweet etc.
2- those that doesn't pass his palate.

I thought I've finally found the one,
a candidate from the same University where I came from.
After the interview, I wanted to collapsed.
What have they been educating the students there????
What's happening???

I gave up in exasperation...
No wonder the government gave training to fresh grads,
for them to survive.

Everyone...
pls save enough $$$$$$$
and send your children overseas for their education k?
and do make sure it's a reputable University,
also that's what they wanna do/learn...
not what u wanted coz u didn't get a chance to last time.

As to all the graduates out there who find difficulties in employment,
go and improve yourself and do something about it!!!
it's not that WE are biased and don't give u a chance.
and don't blame on the education system,
Me and my friends came from the same system.

just farking stop blaming everything except yourself.
You are just not good enough...
not at all.

Now,
who wants to be my assistant??
I ain't no Mirinda Priestly,
I don't bite,
I don't whip,
I don't torture.

I am now selecting candidates with 5 years experience to be on the safe side.
GOD help me to get through this...sob sob.
I shall start saying prayers everynite.