Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Yoddleing at the mountains

I Ching & Me in her chicken coop
weather was so lovely in Cameron Highlands,
yep I know u guys are envious coz it has been raining like chicken shit
almost everyday in KL with the stupid jam yada yada yada.
while the men went to tortured themselves at the golf course,
we ladies went galavanting the highlands in a chicken coop,
from Bukit Raja to Tanah Rata to Brinchang.
Guess we've been to every corner of it.
I Ching was just driving aimlessly around the highlands.

I Ching: "Don't worry. We won't get lost. This place is too small."
and she drove me around.
we drove up to this old Convent school.
passed some land slides
across the valleys and hills of tea leaves plantation
with Monkey screaming uuukkk aaaakkks
the famous Smoke House
we went there to make reservation for dinner
and strawberries + scones but we were still full fr breakfast.
I couldn't lift it up to put my head in.....so...
all these pics can con ppl that we were in overseas with the lovely weather.
BERRIES!!!!!
Lantern flowers!!!
dunno wat flowers!!! but they were so pretty.
My hands were so itchy that I had to touch every single pretty thing I saw there.
the gardener was watching me with this look -_-
we should go up more often!!!
in I Ching's chicken coop coz it's an open top chicken coop.
While the men went in their fierce sexay spanking new Audi....
*I WANT THAT AUDI!!!!!*

"Why 2 cars?"
Prince C: "So u don't have to bother us for transport when u ladies are up there!!!!"

"2 cars???? isn't that ridiculous???"
Prince C: "-_- just go in my wife's chicken coop lar!!!"

haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Poor Beamer :"(

I was cruising down Heritage Row,
after a yummylicious dinner.

The cabbie in front was also cruising
He stopped his car near the end of the road,
I stopped.

All of the sudden,
he REVERSED.
there weren't any reverse lights on his car!!!!!

I was dumbfounded.
WTF!!!!!
JS who was beside me and who also happens to have more synapses in his body
which allow him to react faster than this senile Monkey
pressed the HORN continuously.

The even senile and dumb and worse, deaf cabbie continued to reverse.

I sat there glamorously behind the wheel waiting for it to happen,
with 50 odd customers dining and drinking al fresco staring at the about-to-happen-DRAMA,
they will be my witnesses later.

IT HAPPENED.
fark
>_<
POOR BEAMER!!!!!!
I super sayang my beamer OK???

You @#*%&@)#$*%!#^$!#%^

steamed came out
ssssssssSSSSssssssssssttttttttttttttttt
not from my bonet
but fr my head!!!

JS sensing this kept me behind the wheels,
for he's afraid I will be the main actress in the DRAMA,
whacking the Cabbie with my 4.5 inches "Devil-wears-Prada" heel
*Mr. Joo described my heels this way*
HMPH :((((

JS got down and with his -_-
calm-tai-koh-but-I-wanna-murder-u look

the poor and confused and deaf cabbie then pleaded for his life.
JS has yet to say anything.
Cabbie continued to plead
*I'm serious here!!!!*

I may be GANAS but I don't look GANAS Ok
so now Mr. JS u know why u are the most feared person in your organisation???

but thank u for being such a gentleman and let the poor soul go.
Car has already damaged,
I treasure my reputation more.

So u won't find any pics of me whacking anyone in today's mag nor dailies.

*back to mourn for my Beamer ....sob sob...*

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Watch Association Dinner

I didn't know the watch industry has an association.
-_- and I've been a slave to this industry for 21 months.

so last Friday the whole industry was celebrating its 54th anniversary,
that's even older than Malaysia!!!!
I have a superb number on my ticket,
but that doesn't mean I won anything from its lucky draw.
Ceh!!!
only a few items were interesting and I have my eyes on MontBlanc's jewelries.
Well it's a watch association dinner so all the gifts = watches, jewelries, pens, and more watches.
Baby Wei & Monkey
Dinner was loud and boring coz it's just loud and boring.
with scums & slims of the industry.

Baby Wei: *pouting* "I missed Avril Lavigne bcoz of this."
Monkey: "U should have missed this instead!!!"
Me & Saliva Gal Magg
Every association has its own President,
and Monkey was just curious and asked da boss

"So this current President, when is his term ending?"
Da Boss: *Gleaming with smiles* "This year is his last!!!"

"And u ppl gonna vote a new one?"
Da Boss: "YUP U ARE RIGHT."

"Can u pls NOT be a PRESIDENT????"
Da Boss: -_- "Why?"

"I don't want more work added to my already mountainous work, that's why!!!!"
Da Boss: "Hahahahahah I promised I won't give u more work."

-_- Means u are goin for the presidency!!! DAMN IT!!!
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!