Life of a Lil Notti Monkey: Rachelle "chut mun"

Rachelle's garden was full of these!!! :)))))

the Heng Tais arrived all the way fr Malacca
and sat themselves chomping on breakfast~~~~~
*slaps forehead*

Winnie the Ketua No. 1 gave them 5 mins to eat.
*Amy the Guan was Ketua No. 2*

and got them to lined up
all looking smart in crisp white shirt with gold ties.

passed the bouquet to ji mui and may the games begin~~~~

First, pass 30 cards in 2 minutes using the lips~~~~

oh no!!! don't drop the cards!!!! don't KISS!!!!!

however there are a few who enjoyed KISSING
passionately especially....oh poor guy~~~~~

yep, slowly pass it on

anyway they failed big time
with Winnie Ketua No. 1 ringing the bells.

Winnie: "Now choose 3 more heng tais"
Yeo: "you, you and YOU!!!!"

"apalar....why did u choose me???"

"Does it come in sizes??? I don't think it fits me."

"lemme shake em to test it"
shake-a-bon-bon, shake-a-bon-bon

those who were not chosen got their stylish hair re-styled!!!!

"U sure u know wat u are doin??? Parting my hair sideway like this???"

"sob sob...GO HOME LAR GO HOME!!! I refused to be touched!!!"
"MY HAIR!!!! How can the ji muis do this to my HAIR!!!!!"
"do u have any idea how much time I spent this morning to get this look???"
"Go back go back!!! Go back to malacca!!!"

Come on guys, don't chicken out.

and they had to wear these too!!!!

He looked sad and disgruntled

said the guys: "Oh NO!!!!"

Come on, smile for the cameras!!!!

while they were smiling, I was luffing!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ketua No. 1: "Now watch me and dance to the music.....the CHICKEN DANCE."

the chicken dance!!!

shake it more...MORe....MOREEEEEE

Oh yeah!!! they are sexay aren't they??

followed by the rest
noticed the parted-in-the-middle-nerd hairstyle???
so FLAT!!!!

3 litres of COKE there....drink it!!! drink em FAST!!!!!!!!!
this was an easy task actually.

who's sexy hairy leg was that???
dip your feet into a bucket of ice and retrieve the KEY to the door!!!
there's only 3 chances with 5 keys in it..

well...the thing is...all are dummy keys..so just do your best guys.

and to show their "heng tai-ness" they actually tried very hard.

and the 1st key flew out!!!!
they had their 3 chances....but all of us knew the outcome anyway.

now it's Ho-Chiak time!!!!
"wat is this? what is this?"
sniff sniff sniff sniff

GAH!!! the smell of durian + chilies + vanilla ice cream.....erm overnite.

Look at the expression!!!! -_- excatly like this -_-
Ba Ha Ha Ha

Teo hates durian but he's smacking his lips.

eat eat eat

cheating!!! they pushed aside all the garlic!!!!

do pumping!!! 20 times...
very easy~~~~

then there's a MARRIAGE CONTRACT
GAH!!!!!

"I, YTS, will LOVE LSL forever.
Will do all all the housework for her."

*at this time Rachelle's aunty passed by: "wahhhh..good good good."*

"Her money is her money. My money is her money."

Heng tais: "Aiya don't sign lar!!!!"

"I will alwiz listen to her. When she say STAND. I cannot SIT."
BAH HA HA HA HA HA

"My fishing trip will not exceed twice a week."
at this juncture one of the heng tai almost wanted to strangle the groom.

"Whenever I go out, I will be back by 12 am, else I will have Durian for supper."

"Every morning I must wake up earlier than my wife."

"Must massage my wife before we sleep."

Signed: YTS